Court Records Reveal DOGE Bros as Dumb as Expected
Democrats grill Pete Hegseth over an AI targeting error that killed 175 children at a Minab school. A KC-135 Tanker crashes in Iraq, while B-2 bombers drop GBU-57 penetrators on Iran's Taleghan 2 nuclear site. Mojtaba Khamenei vows to keep the Strait of Hormuz closed. Trump suspends the Jones Act to lower gas prices and designates Cuba a national threat. DOGE uses ChatGPT to gut NEH grants, while ICE agents use Meta AI glasses for surveillance. Amazon tightens code after AI outages, and Elon Musk fails to block California's AI data law.
The Hegseth Million Dollar Crab Party, Oil Tankers Ablaze, and Other Wastage
Oil spikes to $120. The IEA releases 400M barrels from Strategic Reserves. Pentagon costs hit $11B. Anthropic fights a blacklist. Stryker suffers a cyberattack. Iran quits the 2026 World Cup. Trump builds a Texas refinery. PFAS taints California fruit.
Whole Foods Jail and Mining the Strait of Hormuz
Trump mulls seizing Kharg Island as the U.S. destroys Iranian mine-laying boats. Google brings Gemini to the Pentagon, while Amazon blocks Perplexity. Oil spikes.
AI “Turbocharging” War in Iran, Pink Slime, and Jessica Foster
President Trump and Netanyahu are using AI tools from OpenAI and Anthropic to strike 3,000+ Iranian targets, causing mass casualties at an Iranian school. Despite Trump’s claims of victory, Pentagon head Pete Hegseth warns of a long fight. Oil prices have spiked 17%, forcing Saudi Aramco into defensive financial moves. Locally, DOGE is purging DEI programs, and Florida passed HB 1471 to label groups as "terrorists." Democrats now court MAHA voters as RFK Jr. defends glyphosate.
Glyphosate and White Phosphorus
The Strait of Hormuz crisis pushes oil past $100. Bellingcat confirms a U.S. missile hit near Iranian school, killing 175. Trump defers the war's end to Netanyahu. How DOGE used AI to cancel $100M in grants. Trump demands nationalized voter ID. Researchers warn your car’s tire sensors can now be used to track you for just $100. Trump glyphosate order linked to white phosphorus production.
An Update on the Plot to Kill Greenpeace
A $345 million judgment against Greenpeace marks a new escalation in the fossil fuel industry's "nuke the whales" strategy. An analysis of Energy Transfer’s legal war, movement solidarity, and the rising market price of dissent.
Is an Evil Genius Worse Than an Evil Moron? Plus More on the Trump Admin
U.S.-Israeli strikes kill 175 girls at a school in Minab. U.S. sinks an Iranian ship off Sri Lanka. Surprise! Tulsi Gabbard leads intelligence for a "forever war." DOJ accused of hiding Trump-related Epstein files (again). Georgia father faces landmark murder conviction for son’s school shooting. Meta signs a $50M AI deal with News Corp. FIU investigates a racist GOP group chat.
Trump Admits War Might Not Change Anything, Bovino Under Investigation, and OpenAI Backtracks
Trump admits the Iran war might fail. Operation Epic Fury costs the U.S. over $31 billion in its first days. A Kuwaiti pilot accidentally shoots down three U.S. F-15s. JD Vance defends the war despite his "no new wars" pledge. Mike Huckabee jokes about "procreation" to embassy staff. The CIA arms Kurdish forces to spark an internal uprising. Kash Patel fires the FBI team tracking Iranian threats. Stephen Miller detains children in ICE facilities under "harsh conditions." Meta patents an AI model to simulate users after death.
Was Trump Appointed by Jesus? Some U.S. Generals Reportedly Think So
The U.S. military strikes an Iranian girls’ school in Minab. An Iranian drone strike kills six American service members in Kuwait. Military commanders tell troops the war signals Armageddon and trump was “sent by Jesus.” Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz to all shipping. Global energy markets face a massive price spike. The DoJ misspells "United States" in an emergency court filing.
