Losing at UNO, Taking Cuba, Surrendering Data
Iran nukes survive strikes. DHS hunts Canadian critics. DOJ shields Big Oil. China bans AI layoffs. Meta fires 8,000 for chips. Florida targets SPLC. DeSantis signs new maps. AGI predicted for 2027.
Welp, Trump Says the War in Iran is Over. So That’s That? Or . . .
President Trump declares the Iran war terminated while launching Project Freedom to guide ships through the Strait of Hormuz. The DOJ indicts James Comey over a seashell photo as Fidelity and Vanguard freeze SPLC grants. The EEOC targets The New York Times for reverse discrimination. A border wall project bulldozes an Indigenous site in Arizona. Nature Sustainability warns New Orleans must begin relocation. The Oscars ban AI-generated lead roles. Millions of Gen Z wish to live in a pre-tech past.
Cardboard Suicide Drones
Is National Security Presidential Memo 7 being used to investigate individuals with anti-capitalist or anti-fascist beliefs as domestic terrorists Did federal prosecutors unseal an indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center leaders for financial fraud? Have Fidelity and Vanguard suspended grants to the SPLC, effectively debanking the organization before trial? Did Elon Musk admit under oath that xAI distilled OpenAI’s models to train his chatbot, Grok? Is Meta threatening to shut down services in New Mexico over a legal clash regarding child safety requirements Has there been a mass exodus of C-suite executives at Boston Dynamics as the company pivots to mass-producing humanoid robots? Did the Department of Justice sue Arizona to compel the release of sensitive voter registration data? Is Japan building $2,000 cardboard suicide drones for expendable battlefield use?
The End of the Voting Rights Act Era, and Comey Indicted for Sea Shells
Trump maintains the Iran blockade. Hegseth purges generals. FEMA hits a red zone. Comey is indicted over seashells. SCOTUS guts the VRA. Amazon eyes an Apprentice reboot. Renewables beat gas.
WaPo Diagrams Shots Fired at WHCD, Frogman in Ohio, and More
WaPo diagrams WHCD gunsots. Comey indicted over seashells. GOP sours on Hegseth. Meta tracks worker keystrokes. UAE quits OPEC. FCC targets ABC over Kimmel. Ohio votes on Loveland Frogman.
AI Will Now Add Typos to Emails To Appear More Human
Jimmy Kimmel's Melania joke happened days before the White House Correspondents Dinner shooting. Also: J.D. Vance challenges Pete Hegseth. AI does typos. Meta beams space power. Cole Allen faces DOJ. Taylor Swift trademarks voice. Climate change makes things cost more. BP doubles profit.
Just Another MAGA Monday
US downplays Iran base damage, Qatar LNG costs a lot, Kittleson describes kidnapping in Iraq, WHCD gunman not on FBI radar, WHCD security fails, Trump wants ICE→NICE rebrand, SPLC DOJ indictment has legal flaws, Cop City arson indicted, Parscale goes to Israel, a heat pump disinfo network, the Big Oil liability shield, If America's So Rich Why’s It So Sad
Shocker! Insider Trading Flourishes on Betting Markets
DOJ arrests a soldier for $400k in Maduro bets while U.S. intel spies on the Vatican. Trump prepares to end birthright citizenship, affecting 4.5 million kids. Acting IG Blier audits the Epstein files as the DOJ seeks to denaturalize 384 citizens. Sony’s robot beats a pro-ping-pong player. OpenAI and xAI build massive gas-powered data centers. Chevron wins a SCOTUS move to federal court. Stars and Stripes ombudsman is fired for being "woke." Steyer gets a Sanders nod.
Trump Reportedly Skips Walter Reed Physical, SPLC News, and Some More Iranian Propaganda Videos
Is Trump reportedly skipping his Walter Reed physicals? Have thousands of U.S. troops sustained traumatic brain injuries and wounds in the initial Iran strikes? Did Vitol CEO Russell Hardy warn that the oil market has lost one billion barrels due to the war? Is Meta installing software to record employee keystrokes to train AI agents before layoffs?
MAGA Tries to Manifest Iran Coup, SPLC Under Fire, Crypto Scams Hit Strait of Hormuz
Trump secretly vets voter rolls using flawed DHS data. IRGC gunboats attack ships in Hormuz, violating the ceasefire to run an extortion racket in Chinese yuan. Kash Patel indicts the SPLC for wire fraud, claiming they funded the KKK. Pentagon heads ask GM and Ford to boost weapons production. Abdul El-Sayed ties for the lead in the Michigan Senate primary. Ted Cruz moves to shield fossil fuel firms from lawsuits.
